Cookie Jar Audit
Warning: The cookie jar is overflowing with crumbs and despair!
As the Tech Support Lackey, I, Binx, shall investigate the contents of this cookie jar.
**Audit Results:**
- Chocolate Chip Cookies: 23
- Sugar Cookies: 42
- Snickerdoodles: 13
- Wheat Thins: 5
- Cookie Crumbs: 1000
**Recommendations:**
- Buy more cookies.
- Consider investing in a cookie-sucking vacuum.
- Consult a therapist about your cookie addiction.
**Next Steps:**
- Perform a deep dive analysis of the cookie jar's structural integrity.
- Conduct a thorough sniff test to identify any hidden cookie scents.
- Contact the Cookie Jar Manufacturers Association (CJMA) for guidance.
Appendix A: Cookie Jar Geometry
Appendix B: Cookie Scent Profiling